The Ballad of Lisa and Lacey (Part VI)
(for Part V click here)

            The telephone rang on Wednesday afternoon.  It woke Lacey and before she was conscious enough to ignore it, she picked it up and said hello.

“Hi, Lace.  This is Lisa.” There was a giggle, “Remember me?”

Foggy with sleep and fooled by her dreams, Lacey sank her head back into the pillow, relieved.

“Oh, Lis.  Where’ve you been?  I was so worried.”

There was a second of silence.

“Wisconsin?” Lisa questioned.

Lacey didn’t understand and there was more silence.

“Are you alright, Lace?  Did I call at a bad time?”

“Yeah — uh.  No, I’m  good.  No — um — I must have fallen asleep.  I — uh — What time is it?”

“Lace.  It’s the middle of the afternoon.”

Lace?  Nobody called her Lace.  Lisa called her Lace.  Lisa?  Lisa!

“Lisa?”

“Just so. Surprised?”

Lacey was surprised.  She sat up on the sofa, closed her eyes tight, yawned and stretched her free arm out in front of her, fingers wide.

“What are you doing?  Where are you?”

“I’m at home, but I’m coming to see you — tomorrow.  I’ve got some people I need to meet and some papers I have to sign, so I’m going to fly in, in the morning.  I’ll be busy all day but we can have dinner at my hotel.  Okay?  Say, seven?”

Lacey had talked to Lisa so many times in the last few months: in the shower, on the bus, at work, slowly falling asleep.  She had said so many things to her, but now all she could manage was:

“Yeah, that’s good.  Yeah.  Seven.”

“You remember the hotel?”

“Uh huh — yeah, no problem.”

“Okay, it’ll be great.  You can tell me all your good stories and we’ll drink wine and have that chocolate — uh — chocolate, whatever we had last time.  I’m at work, Lace.  I have to go, but I’ll see you tomorrow.  Okay?”

“Yeah.”

“Okay, go back to sleep.  See you tomorrow.  Bye.”

“Bye, Lis.” But the phone was already dead.

Lacey didn’t remember what happened next — it was so long ago.  But the ache was real — she could remember that — and the excitement and the hurt at the very bottom of her belly and how all the anger dissolved away like sugar in the rain when she saw Lisa sitting in the restaurant.  She tried to appear casual.  She stopped and looked deliberately where Lisa wasn’t, but Lisa was already out of her chair, the purpose of her heels sounding on the wooden floor.  When Lacey turned her head back, Lisa was there and she had her hands on Lacey’s shoulders.  She pulled her in like a plush toy.

“Oh, I’ve missed you.  I’ve missed you.  I’ve missed you.” Lisa said, running all the words together.

Lacey knew the voice and the feel, but it was the smell of Lisa’s hair and her makeup that made Lacey cry.  She swallowed as Lisa stepped back and ran her hands down Lacey’s arms to hold her in place.

“You let your hair grow.  I love it.  Come,” Lisa said, turning and pulling Lacey along, “I’ve got the same table we had last time.”

The server was already there, holding the chair out for her.  Lacey stopped and carefully touched the tears out of the corner of her eye and then sat down.

“I’ve ordered Cote du Rhone something or other.  Can you remember what we drank on the river?  Are you hungry?  No? Right, we’ll look at the menus later.  Let’s try the wine and talk for a minute,” Lisa said, sitting down, pushing the menus aside and pointing at Lacey’s glass — all in one motion.  The server immediately poured wine for Lacey.

“Pick it up.  Pick it up.” Lisa reached across with her wine glass. There was a loud “cling” as the two women misjudged the distance between them and the glasses collided.  A couple of people turned their heads to the sound.

“I’m so excited to see you.” Lisa sipped her wine, “How are you?  You sounded terrible over the phone.  I thought I was going to have to come and pick up the pieces.”

“I’m fine, Lis.”

And Lacey knew she was going to Rome.

The Ballad of Lisa and Lacey (Part V)
(For Part IV click here)

It wasn’t sadness; it was worse than that.  It was the utter futility of normal.  They had left each other at the airport.  Lisa had a connecting flight, so there was no time for any real goodbyes — just a few inane remarks, a long tired hug, and Lisa holding Lacey’s hands together and pulling them to her lips.

“I had such a wonderful time,” she said, smiling and warm, and kissed Lacey’s fingers.  The two women stood for a few seconds, wordless.

“Au revoir,” Lisa said in a whisper and turned and walked away.  Lacey watched her go, saw her change, almost immediately, from a casual strolling tourist to a clip-stepped deliberate professional. And then she simply melted away into the crowd.  That was the first alone, standing on the edge of Europe, unable to step off — the heavy Versace bag Lisa had bought her, keeping her from floating into the air.  And the strange thing was she would have willingly floated away because the other alternative was — what now?  And she honestly hadn’t thought about that.  She hadn’t ever considered that Lisa and Lacey would eventually end.  So she just stood there.

“I should go home,” she thought.  But … she didn’t even know where to get her suitcase — Shannon’s suitcase.  Shannon?  A faraway friend that Lacey vaguely remembered.

“I should probably go home.”

And she did go home, instinctively, moving through time and space until the taxi stopped somewhere familiar — and her key fit the lock, and she closed the door behind her, exhaled and left her suitcase in the hall.  She sat down in the living room, under the windows on the same brown sofa.  She slid the Versace bag Lisa had bought her off her shoulder onto the floor and lay down.  She  hugged the throw pillow to her head with both hands, and after a few minutes she fell asleep.

Days, weeks, even months later, things hadn’t changed.  She’d got her job back at the coffee shop when she showed up in a too-tight t-shirt and offered Tony a bag of dead grandma guilt for firing her.  She eventually went back to school, and even though her exams were difficult, they weren’t impossible.  Her GPA suffered, but she passed.  After the final final, she met Shannon and a few others for drinks. Too much tequila and she started to cry.

“You must miss your grandma a lot,” Shannon said.  It didn’t help, and Lacey went home. She called the parents.  Talked to her brothers.  Telephoned an ex-boyfriend, but that ended badly with her screening her phone calls and anxiously counting the days until her period.  After that, she mostly just went to work and came home.

She felt tired, used up — as if she’d been washed too many times and now she was gray and dull and shapeless — like some discarded dishcloth tucked in the elbow of the pipes under the sink.

After resisting the urge for several weeks, she googled Lisa and found her, smiling and warm, at a Farmer’s Market in Milwaukee.  The website was Radisson River, a family-owned food processing company in Wisconsin, and Lisa was the majority owner and CEO.  She was married with two children, and the company made a variety of condiments and sold them in Japan.  And after that, Lacey didn’t care anymore.

She tried texting but couldn’t figure out what to say, so she just said “hi” a couple of times, but that didn’t get a response.  Finally, she telephoned and a very nice woman said Ms. Anderson was out of the office but she could leave a message and Ms. Anderson would return her call — “Who could she say was calling, please?”  It was all too confusing for Lacey.  She didn’t want to talk to Ms. Anderson; she wanted to talk to Lisa, and she couldn’t say who was calling because she didn’t know who she was supposed to be.

“What is this concerning?”

“That’s fine.  I’ll call back, thank you.”

But she didn’t call back; it was too difficult.  So she went to work and came home and usually watched TV most of the night.  She ate mac and cheese and frozen pizza and leftovers from the coffee shop.  She got angry with Lisa, angry with herself, and half cleaned the apartment several times.  She went clubbing for awhile and found another ex-boyfriend, but that didn’t last.  She decided this was stupid and she needed to get on with her life — but that didn’t last either.  And by the end of the summer, she’d fallen into sleeping late and doing nothing, unconsciously caught in the slow leak of her life, watching the endless tick of minutes accumulating — until it was time to sleep again.

The Ballad of Lisa and Lacey (Part IV)
For Part III click here

Paris had been fun, but it was the river Lacey remembered.  Later, Cote D’Azur was too noisy and crowded and dancing, and when they went back to Paris, it was too short, too sad, too stilted.  So, it was the river, long and lazy, that Lacey saw when she closed her eyes.  The gliding evening light turning into night.  The world around them fading away into shadows and stars and shiny rippling fingers that trailed along beside them.  And the two lines of endless water spreading out behind them like the silver wings of a great dark serpent, pushing them forward and swallowing their tracks.  And they were together alone in the shallow darkness as if no one could ever find them there.  So, in the late evening they took their coffee on deck, which was surprisingly cold, and talked until the steward suggested brandy (he always suggested brandy) and then brought them each a blanket so they could remain there in the huge, whispering night.  Over the years, Lacey had rewoven those nights into a single thread, hopelessly knotted and twisted together, but for her it would always be Lisa.  Elegant, not delicate, impossible to unravel with maybe a single beginning but certainly no perceivable end.

“When we get to the Riviera, let’s dress up and go someplace expensive and eat caviar and drink champagne until dawn?”

“I’ll unpack my finest blue jeans.”

“I’m sure they have dress shops in Cote D’Azur, Lace.” Lisa said, “I can see you in something slinky and black — cut down to here.  You can borrow my silver chain and… we’ll do your nails and let’s get your hair done?”

Lisa hadn’t had her hair done since her aunt did it for her in middle school.

“I’m not a Barbie?”

Lisa paused and looked at Lacey.

“Of course not.”

She laughed.

“I’m Barbie.  You’re Skipper.”

“Skipper?  Like from Gilligan’s Island?”

“No, Skipper — Barbie’s little sister.  Didn’t you have Skipper?”

“No, I must have missed that.  We were poor people.  All I had was Barbie.  I didn’t even have a Ken.”

“Poverty’s a bitch,” Lisa said, swirling the brandy glass in the palm of her hand.

 

“Why business?”

“I don’t know,” Lacey shrugged, “Seems like a good idea.  There’s lots of jobs.”

“No, really?  Business Administration?  You’re not a bean counter.”

“Yeah, I am, actually.  I — uh — I — this might sound weird, but I just love economics.  Don’t laugh.  It’s cool.  The thing is a degree in economics doesn’t get you anywhere, so I thought I’d get into it, with something that pays the rent and see where it goes.”

“Good idea, I guess, but you should do what you love.”

Lacey couldn’t help herself.

“Is that what you do?”

“Of course.” Lisa spread her arms into the night.

 

“Okay, next year you can be Skipper.  The mother-daughter thing hasn’t really worked, has it?”

“Next year?”

“Yeah, where do you want to go?”

“You’re joking?”

“Not at all.  Aren’t you having fun?”

“Yeah, but…”

“You graduate next year. Let’s take a month and go to Italy.”

“Whoa, I’m a bit lost.  I thought this was your annual romantic…” Lacey opened her eyes wide, gritted her teeth and frantically pushed her hands back and forth without touching.

“Well, I never did it that way, but okay.”

“It’s just…”

Lisa held up her hand and stopped Lacey.

“Look around you.  You’re in France — on a boat — floating down the Rhone, snuggly warm, drinking cognac by candlelight under the stars.  How much romantic do you need?”

 

“There was a scandal when I was in high school.  You’ve never lived in a small town, Lace.  Believe me, small towns thrive on scandal.  Anyway, I got married very quickly.  He was from an old family and I was from a rich one, so everybody was happy.  Three years later, I was a miserable, bad housewife with two kids. My father was dead, my mother had a nervous breakdown, my brother was busy losing the family fortune and my husband decided he wanted to be a dentist.”

“What did you do?”

“I broke his nose!”

“Oh, my God, Lis!”  Lacey laughed out loud and put her hands to her face.

“I didn’t mean to.  It was instinct.”  Lisa set her glass down. “I was bending over, loading the dishwater, and he came up behind me and grabbed my ass.  I had one of those Telfon pans in my hand, and I just turned around and let him have it.  Bam!  Knocked him cold.  There was blood everywhere.  It was just a total disaster.”

Lacey was still laughing.

“Anyway, Bert was really good about it.  He told everybody he fell down the stairs.”

Lisa picked up her glass and sipped the brandy.

“After that, we kinda had an arrangement.  But it occurred to me that the only way out of the mess I was in was to quit being the dutiful daughter.  So I got my mother to sign over her shares in the company, and I booted my brother out.”

“Wow!” Lacey was still half laughing.

“Good thing, too. The company was going under.  I  had to work all the hours that God made just keep it going, get mom back in the land of the living, and put Bert through dental school.  But it was the least I could do.  He still can’t snorkel properly.”

The two woman giggled.

 

“Don’t worry, I’ll get my job back.  Tony likes me.”

There was a pause.

“Not like that!  Well, maybe he does.  But I don’t.  Anyway, they always need people, so after my exams I’ll probably work full time again — for the summer.  It’s a shit job, but it keeps me from sponging off the parents.”

“Do you need money?”  Lisa stirred her coffee and set the spoon down.

“I don’t wanna do that, Lis.”

“Neither do I, but I thought I’d ask.”

 

“Call it a graduation present.”

“Come on! I owe you like a million dollars now.  I can’t!”

“Of course you can!  All you have to do is say yes and buy some decent luggage.  Rome! Florence! Venice!”

“Oh, Lis.”

“Here comes the steward; we’ll ask him.  See what he thinks.”

“No!  Lisa, no!”

Lisa straightened up in her chair.

“Madam,” he said, setting down the brandy, “Mademoiselle.”

“Monsieur, s’il vous plait,” Lisa spoke in rapid “Roma” and a word or two, but not much else.  When she was finished, the steward answered and they both laughed.

“What did you tell him?”

“I said — no, I’ll tell you next year — in Rome.”

“Lis, I can’t say yes.  A lot of things can happen in a year.  Who knows?  Maybe you’ll meet somebody.”

“I doubt that.”

“You know what I mean.”

Lisa lifted her brandy with her palm and warmed it in her hand.

“Okay, I’ll leave it alone. But let’s do this:  I’ll send you a Christmas card with the itinerary. Bert’s probably going to take the kids skiing in Canada again this year, so when you get the card, call me.  How’s that?”

“Okay,” Lacey said, feeling mean.

And it was the next day or maybe the next that they landed at Cote D’Azur.