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The Sky is Falling: Let’s Eat the Rich!

According to NASA and the Federal Reserve, the sky actually is falling.  Apparently, UARS, a weather satellite that ran of gas in 2005, has slipped its leash and is about to come home — at about a million miles an hour.   NASA is pulling a Napolitano, though.  (“We don’t know where.  We don’t know when.  But something terrible is going to happen.”) They haven’t told anybody when this five tonne ET is going to come sailing in – or more importantly, where.  Actually, they don’t know.  It is kind of important, though; especially since NASA says around 500 kilos of it is going to make it to the crash site.  I, for one, would kinda like to know when to duck.  The betting boys in Vegas aren’t talking, but according to NASA itself, there’s only a 1 in 3,200 chance of me getting brained by extraterrestrial debris, so that’s somewhat reassuring.

One the other hand, the Federal Reserve isn’t even giving odds on my financial well being anymore.  Their boldest reassurance so far amounts to “significant downside risks.”  Let me translate: we’re screwed.

In the next few years, the odds of any of us not being touched by this world-wide economic debacle are zero.  Our best plan of action is to get our personal financial house in order and hope the stupid wears off our political leaders before it’s too late.  While I’ll grant you the enormity of our collective debt didn’t just show up last Wednesday, it’s the responsibility of those who govern us now to start killing alligators – we can drain the swamp another time.  The problem is the leaders of our time remain blind to the economic realities that face us.  Not only that, but their Win-Win-Everybody-Gets-A-Rainbow political philosophy is seriously getting in the road.   I’m not sure what Fantasy Island Merkel, Papandreou, Obama and the others have checked into, but they better start thinking about coming back to the real world while the planes are still flying.  Sunshine and lollipops aren’t going to do us much good when all the airlines are bankrupt.  I hate to keep harping on it, but the delusionary air circulating in the halls of power has convinced most of the politicos that this economic crisis is the same in kind as every other one we’ve faced since the Arabs turned off the gas in 1973.  Guess again!  It’s not!

To be perfectly blunt; this time we’re broke.  The United States, the UK and Europe haven’t got the price of a Big Mac among them; forget fries and a beverage.  We are so far in debt even the guy at Sham Wow wants cash.  Here are the numbers: the United States, 13.9 trillion dollars; the EU, 13.7 trillion; Britain, 8.9 trillion.  That’s how much we owe!  And everybody knows it.  There isn’t a money person on this planet right now — from Madame Lagarde at the IMF all the way down to Ron the teller at Rubberboot Savings and Loan — who doesn’t understand we are facing a financial Armageddon.  They’ve been yapping about it for a couple of years now.  Yet — and here’s the sharp stick to the eyeball — not one world leader is willing to publically admit it or, more importantly, do something about it.  The best we get out of our fearful leaders is some old same old, borrow, tax and spend stimulus package.  The latest incarnation is “Let’s eat the rich!”

Here’s some arithmetic (It’s not even math.)  According to Forbes, there are 10.5 million millionaires in America.  If Obama taxed (took) each one of them an extra one million dollars (which, by the way, would wipe a lot of them out) he’d get only 10.5 billion dollars.  Likewise, there are 412 billionaires kicking around.  If Obama extra-taxed them a billion dollars each and added that to the original scam, he’d still only have 422.5 billion dollars.  Everything being equal (and if the accumulating compound interest stopped this very second) it would still take America well over 30 years to pay off their current IOUs.   Meanwhile, over in the European forest, Merkel, Sarkozy and Cameron don’t have near as many millionaires to sic their tax men on.  So, it would take them even longer to get out of the poorhouse.  Plus, there’s no guarantee what these financial Einsteins are going to do with the money after they collect it.   It might never see the debt.  It might end up buying muffins at a Justice Department Conference – perhaps with coffee and a nice piece of fruit.  Quite frankly, the track record so far isn’t all that good.

There’s only one way to get out of this money pit we’ve dug for ourselves.  Quit spending so damn much!  We need to stop the dollar haemorrhage immediately.   It’s no secret that government – any government – wastes enough money to keep a small planet going.  It has to stop.  This means deep and drastic cuts to the vast majority of government programs.  There will be weeping and wailing and threats for the next election.  After all, it’s very difficult to convince people they can no longer have the things they think they’re entitled to.  But we have to do it.

Unfortunately, our leaders have been taking the easy way out on this for years, that’s how we got in this mess.  Now, instead of judicious trimming, we’re going to have to cut to the bone just to come out about even, and nobody’s going to like it.  However, for every day we delay, the cuts are just going to get deeper.  There’s no quick fix, folks; I don’t care what the politicos think they can get away with.

Like it or not, the financial sky is falling, and the chances of you getting hit are 100%.  Believe me: it’s better to go outside and get it over with than spend the next ten years being pelted to death by little pieces.

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2 comments on “The Sky is Falling: Let’s Eat the Rich!

  1. Terrell Chambers (@maldaen)
    September 23, 2011

    The reason nothing gets done is because no one wants to abandon capitalism. Capitalism and money are the true religions of the world, as more faith is put into them without any understanding of the realities of them than humanity has ever given a god. Try to say they don’t work the way we think they do and every man, woman and child gets upset. Propose a functional alternative and you’re a commie atheist. There’s no way to help people who don’t honestly WANT to be helped.

    • wdfyfe
      September 24, 2011

      Capitalism is like democracy. It’s flawed but it’s the best we got.

      WD wdfyfe.wordpress.com

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