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9 Fun Facts About The Russian Revolution

russian-flag-1168929_1920It’s impossible for me to go through November, 2017 without saying a few words about the 100th anniversary of the Russian Revolution.  The problem is it’s so damn complicated and, quite frankly (aside from Che) dead communists are not all that fashionable anymore.  Plus, in a time when “history” means “last week,” it’s difficult to explain to people that our world wouldn’t be suckin’ up to Vladimir Putin and Xi Jinping in the 21st century if a 19th century university student named Aleksandr Ulyanov had stuck to zoology.  (So be it!)  However, rather than kick myself forever for missing the opportunity, here are some fun facts about the Russian Revolution that most history books, historians and political pundits ignore.

1 – The Russians call it the “October Revolution” even though it happened in November because, in 1917, Russia was still using the calendar Julius Caesar created in 45 B.C. — which shows you just how backward Russia was at the time!
2 – The word “Tsar” is the Russian equivalent of the Latin term “Caesar” — which came to Russia from the Eastern Roman (Byzantine) Empire in the 15th century.
3 – From the time of Ivan III of Muscovy (who kicked out the Mongols) the Russian double-headed eagle hasn’t been able to decide whether it wants liberal enlightenment or reactionary despotism.  For example, Peter and Catherine — both ruthless, brutal rulers — are designated “the Great” in Russian history; whereas the most progressive of all the tsars, Alexander II, has been largely forgotten.  Ironically, despite his many reforms, Tsar Alexander was actually assassinated by socialist revolutionaries.
4 – The definition of “revolution” is “one complete rotation.”  That means that if you’re on a wheel and have a revolution, you end up in exactly the same place you started from.  In fact, you can have dozens of revolutions and you’ll always end up in the same place!
5 – What Marx wrote and what Lenin did are two different things.  Marx was a German philosopher in the mold of Schopenhauer, Kant and Nietzsche.  Lenin was a slick, silver-tongued lawyer, lookin’ for the main chance.
6 – Items #2 and #3 explain why, in 100 years, Russia has “progressed” from an empire ruled by an absolute autocrat, Tsar Nicholas II, to whatever-the-hell it is now — where President Vladimir Putin’s word is absolute law.
7 – Aside from Lenin, most of the Soviet leaders who came after the Russian Revolution weren’t actually Russian.  Stalin was a Georgian, Brezhnev was Ukrainian and all the others — up until Gorbachev — had mixed ancestry including Don Cossack and Finnish.
8 – Unlike capitalism and socialism, communism is such a dumbass, discredited political system that the only people who still even pretend to believe in it are college sophomores and their bearded professors.

And finally

9 – Aleksandr Ulyanov was a natural science student who, in 1887, was part of  conspiracy to assassinate Tsar Alexander III.  He was arrested, tried, convicted and executed.  He was also Lenin’s older brother!  This goes a long way in explaining why Lenin had such a hate on for the Romanov dynasty that he spend his entire life trying to destroy it.  In 1917 he succeeded and set up a regime whose ideology dominated political thought (for and against) for most of the 20th century.

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8 comments on “9 Fun Facts About The Russian Revolution

  1. The Real Reality Show Blog
    November 17, 2017

    Thanks. Eight things I did not know about the Russian Revolution. Sorry, I knew about “tsar” having its roots in “caesar.” But I didn’t know about that calendar thing. I figured they planned it in October but by the time they got everybody’s schedules together it all bled into November but the invitations were already printed and it just stuck. And wow, #9 sure explains a lot!

  2. C. J. Hartwell
    November 17, 2017

    I’ve seen it both as Tsar and Czar, depending on what the crossword puzzle requires. 😉

    • wdfyfe
      November 17, 2017

      I think it’s American vs British spelling

  3. Claudette
    November 17, 2017

    Interesting – especially loved #4 🙂

  4. Rob Alberts
    November 18, 2017

    Thanks for the factsheet.

    Looking forward to your story of Mister Kim in Korea …

    Kind regards,

    • wdfyfe
      November 18, 2017

      I’d love to but unfortunately I’m not a psychiatrist.

  5. Joe
    November 18, 2017

    While in Mexico City, I visited the museum and former home of the exiled communist Leon Trostsky. It gave me the chance to learn a little bit about the Russian Revolution. To me, it was complicated, but to see the home office where he was assassinated was memorable.

    • wdfyfe
      November 18, 2017

      Wow! What a cool adventure. Rumour has it that he had an affair with Frida Kahlo. I would love to hear some of their pillow talk!

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