I’m An English Major

This week, I had another run-in with techies.  Honestly, I’m getting a little sick and tired of their superior attitude.  Look, you know-it-all nerds, I’m an English Major and I can do pompous ass better than you ever thought of.  (Yeah, that’s a preposition at the end of a sentence; what are you going to do about it?)  Just to set the record straight — English Majors were geeks, nerds and tweebs centuries before techies were ever even thought of, so don’t get all high and mighty with me.  And just remember, back in high school, while you were playing Space Invaders and dreaming about cheerleaders, I was in the only guy in the Poetry Club. (You do the math!)

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