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Trapped in the 80s with Privacy and the Politically Correct

There must be a Time Portal around here somewhere because, for the last couple of days I’ve been trapped in the 80s.  It’s not so bad, really.  The music is brilliant: Deborah Harry is still hot and David Bowie will always be cool.  Fashions suck, though, and TV is terrible, but I never watched that much the first time around, so que voulez-vous?  However, like Dorothy and Toto, I’ve had enough now, and I want to go home.  Unfortunately, I don’t know how I got here.

What happened was I was sitting around in 2011, minding my own business when I noticed that Politically Correct was having a hissy-fit a la 1985.  Apparently, some Social Science professor in a class called “Self, Culture and Society” at York University was explaining to his students something in the neighbourhood of “Without documented evidence mere opinion is useless.”  He went on to suggest that, despite the local mythology, everyone is not entitled to their own opinion.  (I knew that!)  He even went so far as to give an example.  Here’s where the time warp kicked in.  A student, who was either dozing or Smart phoning her BFF, regained consciousness long enough to hear “… all Jews should be sterilized…”  Instantly offended, she stormed from the room and set the media on fire with tales of rampant anti-Semitism.  The media typically goose-stepped into line, and the witch hunt was on.  Within hours, the social media had tarred and feathered the professor — and were within moments of driving him off campus with pitchforks and torches — when he finally got a chance to explain.  Actually he had only used the phrase as an example of a reprehensible opinion.  Luckily, he had over 300 witnesses — all the other students in the room at the time, so he was off the PC hook, so to speak.  Not so.  The offended student maintains “The words, ‘all Jews should be sterilized’ still came out of his mouth, so regardless of the context, I still think that’s pretty serious.”  She also issued a statement to the effect that it’s the prof’s fault she misunderstood, and he should apologize.  Logic has left the building!

You can see my problem, though.  This kind of PC/BS is strictly confined to the last quarter of the last century when Politically Correct’s reign of terror, one of our more medieval social tyrannies, stalked the land.  These days, we all know the drill: watch what you say and when (not if) somebody takes offence, apologize, say it was an error in judgement and go about your business.  In 2011, anybody who isn’t still undergraduate fodder gives Politically Correct the respect it deserves – none.

But the time/space continuum had already been broken, and the next thing I knew, the Rideau Institute issued a report on the coming Canada/US Trade and Security Agreement.  It stated, among other things, that the privacy of Canadians was about to be breached by the American bogeyman.  The Institute’s concern is that, in the hope of easing cross-border trade, our Canadian government will be sharing inappropriate personal information with those damn Yankees.  The outrage was incredible, but talk about a blast from the past!  The last time anybody in this country was truly a private person was probably around 1983 — when Parliament enacted The Privacy Act.  Let’s just stop and take a sanity pill, shall we?  I don’t think we need be worried that the FBI wants some passport numbers, considering Amazon and eBay already have our name, address, phone number, birthday and buying habits.  Honestly, if the CIA wants to know anything about me or 16 million other Canadians, all they have to do is go on Facebook.  In the last five years, Canadians have put thousands of hours of personal videos on YouTube.  This may come as a shock, but those hilarious shots of you dancing at the wedding are instantly available to anybody on this planet with a cell phone.  I think it’s a little late in the day to start worrying about whether or not Janet Napolitano at Homeland Security can find out if you’ve booked a Caribbean vacation – don’t you?  Frankly, I think that cruise ship has sailed!

Privacy, like politically correctness is something we used to be concerned about.  However, it’s a little silly to worry about Government intrusions into our private lives when we’re freely giving the same information to anybody having a Big Mac under McDonald’s Wi-Fi umbrella.   In the 21st century, private people are the ones who live in caves in the Himalayas.  The rest of us have sacrificed privacy on the altar of the Internet.  The Rideau Institute’s heart might be in the right place, but its head is at least a generation in the past, fighting a war that was lost before Google was even born.

None of this helps me, though, because if I don’t get out of the 80s soon, the next thing I’m probably going to hear is that Air Canada employees have decided to strike, and Ed Broadbent is calling the shots over at NDP headquarters.  No, wait a minute!  There’s Barack Obama, mouthing off to the Europeans about how to handle their debt crisis.  Thank you, Barack: you’ve done it again!  I’m saved!

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2 comments on “Trapped in the 80s with Privacy and the Politically Correct

  1. amoriarty
    September 18, 2011

    I recently asked a group of students if this is a racist statement: almost all Chinese people have black hair.
    They were very uncomfortable and then one Chinese-Canadian student piped up and said “yes–because it’s stereotyping.”
    Sigh!

  2. Terrell Chambers (@maldaen)
    September 18, 2011

    amoriarty, I wish it were a joke, but I know better than to think so.

    I never understood the privacy argument in the first place. As soon as something leaves your fingers or your mouth, it’s not private anymore. It just isn’t. Privacy has ALWAYS been an illusion, whether we think so or not. Making a big fuss now that corporations can know every minutia is ridiculous. If a corporation wants to know the stuff I buy, LET THEM, maybe then they’ll stop making crap products and make something I’d actually want. What’s wrong with that? They don’t care about me, they want live statistics and nothing more, The way people make it sound, corporations are going to sell your whereabouts and your activities to the average man, which is stupid… the average man couldn’t pay the asking price the corporations would want for it. Heck, not even the not-so-average man could.

    And if the government wants my information, let them have it. They just want live statistics, too. It’s not like they’re sifting my Facebook for anything of value to ME, they just have a spreadsheet to fill with numbers. Let’s make social media the new Worldwide Census and save governments a ton of money!

    The last words I have on the privacy issue are words that no one can refute: why worry about your privacy at all unless you have something awful to hide? And if you’re hiding it, why did you share it AT ALL? I’ve asked those questions to many a person and have never gotten an answer.

    The PC garbage IS a hold-over from the 80s, because those of us who grew up in that time period and saw all the work that was done for us to be so PC has led those children to think that they’re ENTITLED to be offended for whatever reason they can muster. It makes no sense to me. A sense of humor was dropped somewhere and no one turned back to look for it.

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