Puzzle — Movie Quotes (1)

It turns out I’m a complete movie nerd with seriously obscure tastes in cinema.  Oh, well!  Of the few (very few) people who tried the quiz, no one got 100%.  So, I’ll save the prize for another time (unless someone has a compelling reason for me to award it to them.)  So, for those of you who want to try again — here are the questions.  For those of you who don’t — scroll down for the answers.

1 — “You gonna do somethin’ or just stand there and bleed?”
2 — “And tomorrow we come back and cut off your Johnson.”
3 — “Go away — or I shall taunt you a second time.”
4 — “You are a sad, strange, little man and you have my pity.”
5 — “Looking at the cake is like looking at the future. Until you’ve tasted it, what do you really know– and then, of course, it’s too late.
6 — “Shut up and deal.”
7 — “It’s always gonna be somethin’ with you, isn’t it Joe?”
8 — “You people! If there isn’t a movie about it, it’s not worth knowing– is it?”
9 — “I don’t know how to shut down a neutron reactor — and unless you took a Learning Annex course I don’t know about, I’m pretty sure you don’t know how to shut down  a neutron reactor, either.”
10 — “Get off my lawn!”
11 — “It’s not the years; it’s the mileage.”

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A — Sigourney Weaver
B — John Cleese
C — Harrison Ford
D — Clint Eastwood
E — Peter Stormare
F — Kurt Russell
G — Meg Ryan
H — Tim Allen
I — Shirley MacLaine
J — Alan Rickman
K — Nicol Williamson

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1 — “You gonna do somethin,’ or just stand there and bleed?”
F — Kurt Russell
Tombstone

2 — “And tomorrow we come back and cut off your Johnson.”
E — Peter Stormare
The Big Lebowski

3 — “Go away — or I shall taunt you a second time.”
B — John Cleese
Monty Python and The Holy Grail

4 — “You are a sad, strange, little man and you have my pity.”
H — Tim Allen
Toy Story

5 — “Looking at the cake is like looking at the future. Until you’ve tasted it, what do you really know — and then, of course, it’s too late.
K — Nicol Williamson
Excalibur

6 — “Shut up and deal.”
I — Shirley MacLaine
The Apartment (the last line)

7 — “It’s always gonna be somethin’ with you, isn’t it Joe?”
G — Meg Ryan
Joe vs The Volcano

8 — “You people! If there isn’t a movie about it, it’s not worth knowing– is it?”
J — Alan Rickman
Dogma

9 — “I don’t know how to shut down a neutron reactor — and unless you took a Learning Annex course I don’t know about, I’m pretty sure you don’t know how to shut down  a neutron reactor, either.”
A — Sigourney Weaver
Galaxy Quest

10 — “Get off my lawn!”
D — Clint Eastwood
Gran Torino

11 — “It’s not the years; it’s the mileage.
C — Harrison Ford
The Raiders of the Lost Ark

 

Tomorrow: The Academy Awards