Puzzle — Movie Quotes (1)

It turns out I’m a complete movie nerd with seriously obscure tastes in cinema.  Oh, well!  Of the few (very few) people who tried the quiz, no one got 100%.  So, I’ll save the prize for another time (unless someone has a compelling reason for me to award it to them.)  So, for those of you who want to try again — here are the questions.  For those of you who don’t — scroll down for the answers.

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1 — “You gonna do somethin’ or just stand there and bleed?”
2 — “And tomorrow we come back and cut off your Johnson.”
3 — “Go away — or I shall taunt you a second time.”
4 — “You are a sad, strange, little man and you have my pity.”
5 — “Looking at the cake is like looking at the future. Until you’ve tasted it, what do you really know– and then, of course, it’s too late.
6 — “Shut up and deal.”
7 — “It’s always gonna be somethin’ with you, isn’t it Joe?”
8 — “You people! If there isn’t a movie about it, it’s not worth knowing– is it?”
9 — “I don’t know how to shut down a neutron reactor — and unless you took a Learning Annex course I don’t know about, I’m pretty sure you don’t know how to shut down  a neutron reactor, either.”
10 — “Get off my lawn!”
11 — “It’s not the years; it’s the mileage.”

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A — Sigourney Weaver
B — John Cleese
C — Harrison Ford
D — Clint Eastwood
E — Peter Stormare
F — Kurt Russell
G — Meg Ryan
H — Tim Allen
I — Shirley MacLaine
J — Alan Rickman
K — Nicol Williamson

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1 — “You gonna do somethin,’ or just stand there and bleed?”
F — Kurt Russell
Tombstone

2 — “And tomorrow we come back and cut off your Johnson.”
E — Peter Stormare
The Big Lebowski

3 — “Go away — or I shall taunt you a second time.”
B — John Cleese
Monty Python and The Holy Grail

4 — “You are a sad, strange, little man and you have my pity.”
H — Tim Allen
Toy Story

5 — “Looking at the cake is like looking at the future. Until you’ve tasted it, what do you really know — and then, of course, it’s too late.
K — Nicol Williamson
Excalibur

6 — “Shut up and deal.”
I — Shirley MacLaine
The Apartment (the last line)

7 — “It’s always gonna be somethin’ with you, isn’t it Joe?”
G — Meg Ryan
Joe vs The Volcano

8 — “You people! If there isn’t a movie about it, it’s not worth knowing– is it?”
J — Alan Rickman
Dogma

9 — “I don’t know how to shut down a neutron reactor — and unless you took a Learning Annex course I don’t know about, I’m pretty sure you don’t know how to shut down  a neutron reactor, either.”
A — Sigourney Weaver
Galaxy Quest

10 — “Get off my lawn!”
D — Clint Eastwood
Gran Torino

11 — “It’s not the years; it’s the mileage.
C — Harrison Ford
The Raiders of the Lost Ark

 

Tomorrow: The Academy Awards

Puzzle — Movie Quotes

Meanwhile in Vancouver, Canada, the snow has turned to freezing rain.  The streets look like somebody spilled a gigantic dirt and dishwater daiquiri.  It’s been a week since I’ve done anything but shovel.  I’ve eaten all the chocolate, all the cookies and all the leftover Christmas candy.  This is my last bag of Doritos and my last Pepsi.  Now I know how the boys of Terra Nova felt.  (Too soon?)  But, if I’m going to go down, I’m going to go down swinging, testing the mettle of my electronic friends.

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This is a movie quote puzzle.  Here are 11 quotes from 11 movies and the 11 actors and actresses who spoke them.  You have to match the quote to the actor or actress and then name the movie.  This is moderately difficult.  Hint: Use the process of elimination.

So, if you like, answer all the questions correctly and use Contact Me to send me your answers.  The first person to get all of them correct (100%) will be awarded a signed copy of The Woman in the Window — everybody else will bask in the knowledge that they did a good job.  The contest ends at noon on Monday Feb. 13, 2017 (Vangroovy time.)  Answers next week.  Good luck!

1 — “You gonna do somethin’ or just stand there and bleed?”

2 — “And tomorrow we come back and cut off your Johnson.”

3 — “Go away — or I shall taunt you a second time.”

4 — “You are a sad, strange, little man and you have my pity.”

5 — “Looking at the cake is like looking at the future. Until you’ve tasted it, what do you really know– and then, of course, it’s too late.

6 — “Shut up and deal.”

7 — “It’s always gonna be somethin’ with you, isn’t it Joe?”

8 — “You people! If there isn’t a movie about it, it’s not worth knowing– is it?”

9 — “I don’t know how to shut down a neutron reactor — and unless you took a Learning Annex course I don’t know about, I’m pretty sure you don’t know how to shut down  a neutron reactor, either.”

10 — “Get off my lawn!”

11 — “It’s not the years; it’s the mileage.”

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A — Sigourney Weaver

B — John Cleese

C — Harrison Ford

D — Clint Eastwood

E — Peter Stormare

F — Kurt Russell

G — Meg Ryan

H — Tim Allen

I — Shirley MacLaine

J — Alan Rickman

K — Nicol Williamson