Here are some things you probably have never thought about:
1 — If you Google “Star Wars movie mistakes” you get over 4 million different websites in 0.38 seconds. I didn’t scroll through them all, but — wow! I can’t even imagine the massive number of nerd hours it took to examine all 13 hours and 14 minutes of the Star Wars franchise, frame by frame, and create even one of these. However, I have seen more than a few smug clouds enveloping the pompous asses who insist on discussing their particular Star Wars, Star Trek or Stargate discoveries.
2 — Rumour has it that the four Indiana Jones movies are chemically-induced hallucinations that Han Solo had when he was frozen in carbonite in The Empire Strikes Back. As if?
3 — There is a fan theory that much of the Disney movie universe is connected. For example, Elsa and Anna’s father, King Agnarr from Frozen, is thought to be Rapunzel (from Tangled‘s) mother’s brother. Thus, when he and Queen Iduna were lost at sea, they were on their way to their niece Rapunzel’s wedding to Flynn Ryder. Furthermore, the storm that sinks their ship off the coast of Africa is the same one that rejuvenates the land in The Lion King, plus the sunken wreck that Ariel explores in The Little Mermaid is that same ship! Not only that but, Agnarr and Iduna survive the catastrophe, make their way ashore and eventually have a son — Tarzan — Elsa and Anna’s little brother. This isn’t just idle chatter, like that Han Solo crap. Much of it is backed up by some pretty substantial circumstantial evidence.
4 — There are hundreds of theories about what’s in the briefcase from Pulp Fiction, but the most enduring is it’s Marcellus Wallace’s soul.
5 — Millions of people want to believe R+L=J, and thousands and thousands of people are working, day and night, to find the clues that prove it. (Who knew it would all end so badly!)
6 — A lot of people think that originally, Gandalf the Grey, from the Lord of the Rings trilogy, had a cunning plan to use the eagles to fly Frodo, Samwise and The Ring directly to Mordor, drop the jewelry into Mount Doom and be back in The Shire by Second Breakfast. Unfortunately, Gandalf unexpectedly gets his ass kicked by the Belrog in the Mines of Moria, and when he comes back to life as Gandalf the White, he’s forgotten all about it. And, to many people, Gandalf’s last words to Frodo, “Fly, you fools!” is indisputable proof of this.
7 — I said all this to say we live in an age of relentless entertainment, and our society has become so abundant and benevolent that we can indulge ourselves in it, any time we please — for as long as we please. Where once entertainment was an occasional escape from grim reality, to many people these days it is their greater reality. And, like it or not, that has blurred the line between what we treat seriously and what is mere trivia.
I wrote this in January 2016! Not much has changed.
10 thoughts on “Seriously Trivial – 2022”
I do not know how long I am reading your blogposts.
But this is all new to me.
So for me you can recycle mor blogposts.
Although it could make you lazy …
Thanks so much but these days lazy is my natural state. cheers
Reading your blogposts keeps me in a chair.
“relentless entertainment” – maybe this would explain why I had to wait a month to get my washing machine repaired.
apparently, clothes are not a priority. cheers
I say – regurgitate all the blogs you like, if they’re good, I’ll read them again. 🙂
Thanks so much. cheers
Have you noticed the dumbing down of television quiz shows. It seems that folks no longer study ancient history and the sciences but whole series of second rate comedy shows.
Even QI is getting easier. cheers
Love that show. The world needs laughter.