A Sideways Glare at Contemporary Society
Yesterday, while most of the world slept, two ice hockey teams began the final conflict in this year’s NHL playoffs. They’ve already been playing for a month and a half — every second night — back and forth across the continent with one objective in mind: Lord Stanley’s Cup. This is the most grueling tournament in professional sports. Yes, I know: World Cup is the Big Kahuna; more people (around the world) watch baseball; rugby is strength and stamina; and Aussie Rules Football is nothing short of legalized assault and battery. But, big wow! Kilo for kilo, the National Hockey League’s Stanley Cup is the hardest trophy on Earth to play for and the most difficult to win. The Cup is reserved for the mentally strong and the physically resilient; no others need apply. If you can’t cut it, go home: this is a game for the brave.
The rules of the Stanley Cup Playoffs are simple: win 16 games – four against each opponent. If you do that, the Cup is yours, and, unlike most professional trophies, for 24 hours you can do what you want with it. Most players take it back to their hometowns to show the parents and their friends. That’s the thing about the Stanley Cup: it has an old-time feel about it. It’s small town puppies and lemonade, not big city glitz. The teams might be located in New York and Los Angeles, Toronto and Montreal, but the players come from Pincourt, Grimsby, Livonia and Ornskoldsvik. They are the boys of winter who learned the game after school. They played on artificially frozen ponds, just like their grandfathers did on the real thing. They understand the heritage of the game and the structure. They know what it takes to win: straight-edged mental toughness that destroys your opponents’ will before he does that to you. So again and again and again and again — for two months — young men lace up their skates and fly at each other in a series of full-contact ballets, choreographed at 35 MPH!
Directing a 3 inch rubber disc with a curved stick on glare ice takes the hands of a sculptor. Delivering and absorbing punishing body checks in full battle dress takes the physique of a dancer. Constantly remembering your place on the ice — at top speed — takes the concentration of a chess champion. But to do all these things, night after night, can only be learned by the self-discipline of desire. These boys want the Stanley Cup more than anything else in the world. As children, they dreamed about it, played and practiced and skated until their stick and that puck became an extension of their body. As adolescents, they left their families, missed holidays, forgot birthdays and lost the friends and the girlfriends they grew up with. Now, as men, they are willing to tape up their injuries, stitch up the gashes, patch over the bruises and ignore the pain and nagging fatigue to take just one skated circle with the Cup in their hands. Superstition has it that no hockey player may even touch the Cup until he wins it.
To the hockey tribes of North America, the game is more than bone-jarring collisions on YouTube, bare knuckle brawls and concussions. It is chivalry on ice, played by contemporary cavaliers, with no quarter asked or given. It is brutal finesse; the meeting of Hermes the Swift and Thor, the Thunder God. But the Stanley Cup Playoffs are not just a war of attrition, nor is the Stanley Cup a trophy given only to the strong. In the end, when one team steps forward to touch the Cup for the first time, it will be their mental tenacity that prevails; the strength of mind that has always carried the warrior spirit forward. It is that indomitable voice that says to each player, night after arduous night — “Once more into the breach … once more.”
Me? I’ve never wanted anything that badly.