Paris: The Internet

Last week, I discovered a place where the Internet wasn’t alive.  It still existed, though.  After all, I was just outside Paris, not roaming the orangutan valleys of Borneo.  However, when I looked around, I found the www dot world didn’t breathe, pulse or walk on two legs.  It was just a machine.  It was convenient and smart and autocorrected my spelling, but like the ancient rotisserie toaster in my breakfast-included hotel, it didn’t change my life.  It just did as it was told.   That’s not strictly true.  I never figured out WiFi, for example, but that wasn’t the machine’s fault.  I don’t speak technologese in any language.  Regardless, it surprised me that within church bell distance of one of the most connected capitals on the planet, young people had unmasked the omnipotent Internet for what it is – a tool.

I love the internet.  It’s the greatest thing to happen to humanity since Gutenberg decided that the big money was in Bibles.  And like Gutenberg, the Internet has gone from changing history to shaping it — in just a couple of decades.  Of course, most of the big-gun commentators point out that this is because we’re all connected blah, blah, blah.  While that’s true, it’s not the only reason.  In fact, a lot of this new-found connectivity has simply trivialized much of our communication.  Texting, by its very nature, is not serious.  Don’t believe me?  Try double-thumbing your way through a complicated conversation sometime.  It can’t be done!  Personally, I prefer Graham Bell’s 19th century technology when I want to argue a point, if for no other reason than there are no passive aggressive LOLs or LMAOs to get in my way.  Of course, as in poker, if you’re going to be serious, you need to see the other person’s eyes.

That’s what the French kids were doing in a couple of cafes just outside Paris.  The national election was over and they were talking politics the way their grandparents did (just short of the other fellow’s nose) but with an extra kick.  Every once in a while an animated face would drop back and, with a few finger strokes, reach into cyberspace and haul out a fact.  The Smart Phones then became part of the argument presented like evidence in a court of law.  “Hollande said this.  Look!  It’s right here!”

This is what the Internet really is: a democracy of information.  It gives each of us the same opportunity to be just as smart as the rest of us — or the best of us.  We are no longer ignorant savages.  We have the world’s mightiest tool at our disposal: knowledge.  It doesn’t matter whether we want to know how to tie a Windsor knot or build a flying buttress, the Internet can show us how.  Those French students were going through encyclopedias of information at warp speed so they could wade back into the discussion like political fencers armed with sharpened epees.  They were using the Internet for its primary purpose: a vast depository of the world’s knowledge – everything from Herodotus to Sam Huntington — delivered to the palms of their hands by a digital Prometheus.

But remember: Prometheus was punished for giving gifts to humans and fire unleashed can be destructive.  For the most part, the Internet has been hijacked by social media — Facebook friends “Liking” everything under the sun and telling each other what they had for breakfast.  Serious debate has been overshadowed by Angry Birds™ (a great game, I might add.)  However, for a couple of days, I saw what the Internet was supposed to be: a really, really smart intuitive machine.  Like a paintbrush or a chisel, capable of greatness in the right hand and practically useless without a hand to guide it.

Paris: Questions and Answers

“He went to Paris lookin’ for answers
To questions that bothered him so.”
Jimmy Buffett

People come to Paris for all kinds of reasons.  They come for the art and the history and the Mona Lisa.  They come to take pictures of the Eiffel Tower and to see Napoleon’s Tomb.  They come for the fashions and the food.  And they come because Hemingway was here and Fitzgerald — and Woody Allen made a movie about that.  Me?  I’m here ‘cause I love Paris in the springtime.  I’ve been here before: maybe once in a past life and several times in this one.  The thing that impresses me most about Paris is I’m drinking wine on a street corner and looking at sixteen shades of springtime green.  There’s an Art Deco facade across the street.  Several somebodys are talking heated politics two tables down, and there’s weird 30s music coming from an open window.  Right now, Paris is a great big Truffaut film with healthy bits of Dancing between the Flames 1930s thrown in.  I expect Edith Piaf to show up any minute, flushed with wine and singing “Je Ne Regrette Rien.”  Don’t laugh; I’ve seen her great-granddaughters do it.  Paris is not exactly everything you want it to be (there are huge chunks missing) but Paris is everything you can imagine.

It doesn’t take a leap of faith to remake this town in your own image; Paris lets you do that.  It has a way of shaping itself to whatever you are.  All you need is a sidewalk cafe and a little time.  After that, the Parisians do all the work.

For example, the waiter over there, the one bending down with the tray in his hand?  You can see he’s talking to that woman.  She’s not just a customer; she’s his sister.  She’s married, but she’s having an affair with the waiter’s best friend, a sculptor who lives in the Marais.  They’re conspiring to convince the woman’s husband that their mother is sick so she can dash off with her lover for the weekend.  Unfortunately, they’re going to get caught.  (See what I mean?)

Nothing is unlikely in Paris.  So for the next few weeks, let’s see what’s going on in the City of Lights!