Michealango’s David is a badass.  Put that kid in a leather jacket and he’s the guy you really don’t want your daughter to bring home for the weekend.  And that’s the magic of Michealango.  He didn’t just phone it in.  There are tons of Davids out there — beautiful shepherd boy, God’s chosen warrior, Biblical king — but only one sits on top that pantheon — Michealango’s.

Look at his face!  Look at the rock in his hand! Look at the way he’s standing!  That’s clearly, “Okay, G!  You want some of this!”